Gluttony

I like MS-Paint because it's fundamentally an honest medium.
What you see is what you get, there are no fancy image manipulation options, so the end results are classic, doggedly naive, and decidedly postmodern in their rejection of our culture of perfection.
Also, I can't afford Photoshop.
Anyway, I hope you like my drawing, although I don't have mad skillz, I think it's a fun little trifle.